A guido is wearing a black jumpsuit and hat when a middle aged woman approaches him.

Woman: Hey…cowboy hat, eh?
Guido: (tips hat) You got that right.
Woman: And is that…velour too, huh?
Guido: You bet. Only the finest.
Woman: Don’t even tell me. You wearing a g‑string under that?
Guido: Actually, how did you know?

–MSG

Overheard by: Jay G