Woman: She thinks she’s so spe­cial cause she’s preg­nant. Try be­ing 35 and not preg­nant! That’s hard­er to do!

–81st & Am­s­ter­dam

Very preg­nant woman, stand­ing on the sub­way, stares at a young black guy who took the last seat.

Young black guy: What do you want la­dy? I did­n’t get you that way!

–Union Square sta­tion