Em­ploy­ee: What kind of bagel did you want?
Guy: Pop­py­seed.
Em­ploy­ee: Oh, we don’t have pop­py­seed. We have plain, every­thing, and cin­na­mon raisin.
Guy: Every­thing. I just need the opi­ates.

–alt.coffee, 9th & A

Over­heard by: Alex Ro­manovich