Chick #1: Well, no, you look bet­ter now, but you were nev­er that skin­ny, I mean, I nev­er looked at you like “she needs a sand­wich”, like…
Chick #2: No, but I haven’t gained any weight, re­al­ly; my clothes still fit.
Chick #1: But you were nev­er grotesque, like what’s her name.
Chick #2: Nicole Ritchie.
Chick #1: Yeah.

–55th & 8th

Over­heard by: Dun­can Pflaster