Girl #1: So he was at my house and we were like, fool­ing around on my bed, and I was ly­ing on top of him, but then I made him get up.
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Be­cause if he got turned on, got hard, came, his zip­per fell down a lit­tle and some come got on my pants and while I was tak­ing off my pants it brushed my un­der­wear and then went in­side me, I could to­tal­ly get preg­nant.
Girl #2: Oh, right.

–84th & 2nd

Over­heard by: Saman­tha Thomas