Woman on cell: My boobs aren’t ready for this cold weath­er. They’re still too new.

–56th st. be­tween 7th Ave & Broad­way

Store man­ag­er: You can’t have a full fac­ing of tit­ties here. You just can’t.

–Jim Han­ley’s Uni­verse, 33rd & 5th

Over­heard by: Vi­to Del­sante