Guy on cell being way too loud at 1AM: Yo! I’m on Avenue M as in motherfucker!
–Avenue M & E 17 St, Brooklyn
Overheard by: Daniil Sosonkin
Announcer: For service to 81st Street, take the downtown B as in bubble or D as in Ducktales.
–86th Street B/C station
Overheard by: frocky