Con­duc­tor: Okay, okay…all you white peo­ple get off the train here. That’s right, hip­pies and hip­sters. If you un­der thir­ty-five and white, you don’t want to stay on this train no mo’. The next stop will be the ghet-to!

–Flat­bush-bound 2 ex­press train at East­ern Parkway/Brooklyn Mu­se­um

Over­heard by: cha­grined hip­ster