Guy: I’o’really mess with Queens, or people from Queens. [pause] 130th Street and 5th Ave, that shit is mad weird! You ever been to his house! That shit is mad white! You never gonna get in a fight there. [pause] Who eats ketchup — by is’self?

–Puebla Mexican Food & Coffee Shop, 1st Ave between 2nd & 3rd

Overheard by: C-Dub