Girl: So I’m not the biggest com­ic fan, but these were from the thir­ties and I open it up and HEL­LO DON­ALD DUCK with an erec­tion!
Guy: Whoa, porno.
Girl: Yeah, it was $4.95 which I to­tal­ly had, but I mean…there was even this po­em. “This is the tale of Don­ald Duck, he just wants a duck to fuck.”
Guy: Was he…you know?
Girl: Cir­cum­cised?

–Cen­tral Park South