Guy: I said to myself ‘he’s never going to make it’, he’s a drug freak, he has three STDs. But you proved me wrong, my friend

–Columbia Journalism School Graduation Reception

Overheard by: Mooching the Free Food

Queer on cell: I had three staph infections last year — one from the gym shower and the other two from the Roxy, but we won’t go into that.

–11^th St & 2^nd Ave

Surly truck driver: Yeah, the test results came back positive… but I’m not going to tell her.

–W 57^th

Overheard by: Greg H.