Creepy white teacher: And so the black people started to spread from Harlem. And now there are black people in all five boroughs.

–205 & Reservoir, the Bronx

Hobo to parked white-on-white Mini Cooper: Hate car! Racist car! Bigot car!

–4th St & 1st Ave

Overheard by: benjamen walker

Girl on cell: I don’t care if I am as white as a bar of soap, I can say bangin’ all I want.

–35th St & 23rd Ave, Astoria

Overheard by: Rick Adams