Put away your skew­er jokes — we’ve post­ed a new con­test! Click here to read the en­try and sub­mit your head­line. The win­ner of Mon­day’s con­test will be post­ed this com­ing Mon­day.

Win­ners of this and fu­ture con­tests will get a copy of the book Over­heard in New York, signed by Mor­gan Fried­man (un­til we run out).