Guy #1: Dude, he was so drunk, he was twisted. He’d had like, I don’t know, 25 shots.
Guy #2: 25 shots? Of what??
Guy #1: Of vodka I guess. He was sitting in his BMW holding the wheel and falling asleep.
Guy #2: He was driving??
Guy #1: Naw… Fucker was too drunk to realize he forgot to turn the car on.

–Moeshe’s Falafal, 46th & 6th

Overheard by: Waiting for Falafal