Man on a park bench #1: Betcha nev­er seen a dan­de­lion turn from yel­low to white. Even catch one half-way in be­tween.
Man on a park bench #2: Betcha ain’t nev­er seen no ba­by pi­geons. Ain’t nobo­by nev­er seen no ba­by pi­geons. See all them big fat ones? Where’s the ba­bies at?

–Cen­tral Park