Stu­dent #1: I don’t think we learned any­thing.
Stu­dent #2: Well, did you do the read­ing?
Stu­dent #1: No.
Stu­dent #2: Well, what did you ex­pect?
Stu­dent #1: I don’t like to read. I like to be taught.

–El­e­va­tor, NYU School of Con­tin­u­ing & Pro­fes­sion­al Stud­ies, 42nd & 5th

Over­heard by: Josh Bar­ro