Air­port se­cu­ri­ty: Sir, we’ve been in­formed that you are car­ry­ing a firearm aboard this plane.
Suit: WHAT?!
Flight at­ten­dant: I over­heard him say he was go­ing to dis­as­sem­ble his firearm!
Suit: FLY ROD! Dis­as­sem­ble my FLY ROD!
Flight at­ten­dant: Oh. Whoops.

–Jet Blue plane, JFK