A hobo is hold­ing a sign that reads, “Why lie? I need a beer.”

Hobo: Hey there, mis­ter.
Cleve­land guy: Is he se­ri­ous?
Cleve­land girl: I don’t know. What do we do?
Hobo: Smile, folks! It’s a joke! I need a whole six-pack!

–Yan­kee Sta­di­um

Over­heard by: Gave him five dol­lars