Guy: Well, what do you re­al­ly want out of life?
Girl: Umm.
Guy: Be­sides hard­core sado­masochis­tic sex.
Girl: Peo­ple are to­tal­ly lis­ten­ing to this con­ver­sa­tion.
Guy: No, they’re re­al­ly not.

–Ben­ny’s Bur­ri­tos, Ave A

Over­heard by: Djlindee