Fortysome­thing dude: Don’t tell me I don’t know about me­tab­o­lism! I have known about me­tab­o­lism my en­tire life. Me­tab­o­lize your­self!

–The Gate, Park Slope

Over­heard by: Moochy and D‑Rock

Girl on cell: I don’t want to talk about your eat­ing dis­or­der every fuck­ing time we talk!

–Penn Sta­tion

Over­heard by: mon­do man