A kid is try­ing to get bub­blegum off his face.

Kid #1: Yo, you know you can use an ice cube to get that off.
Kid #2: Where the fuck am I sup­posed to get an ice cube now? Be­sides, how’s that gonna help?
Kid #1: Dum­b­ass. When the gum is cold it’s not sticky any­more. Haven’t you ever chewed gum in the show­er?

–Up­town 6 train

Over­heard by: Bert