Tod­dler: Dad­dy, do you have your pe­ri­od?
Dad­dy: No. On­ly mom­mies get pe­ri­ods.
Mom whis­pers: Dad­dy has di­ar­rhea.
Tod­dler to wait­ress: Mom­my has her pe­ri­od and Dad­dy has di­ar­rhea!!

–TGI Fri­day’s, Times Square