Hobo la­dy: Can any of y’all help me? I need some food!
Rid­er la­dy: Would you like this?
Hobo la­dy: What the hell is that?
Rid­er la­dy: It’s a ki­wi.
Hobo la­dy: Bitch! I said I need some food!

–1 train

Over­heard by: Owen Ja­cob Ghitel­man