Chubby guy: Hey! Show me your boobs! No, not the girl. I’m gay, I want to see your man boobs! Come on, show me your boobs!

–Outside Chipotle, 8th St.

Queer: I remember back when I was having orgies with, like, 15 or 20 people. And I was having a lot of fun!

–17th & 7th

Overheard by: Sofia