Guy: If I’m going to swallow sperm it has to be for love. That’s just how I feel, man.

–Outside the Wintergarden Theater

Overheard by: Dawn-Kate

Club-hopper: I don’t like that bar. But it’s a good scene if you want a 700-pound gay Republican sitting on your face.

–Typhoon, 18th & 8th

Overheard by: Sebastian White