Guy: If I’m go­ing to swal­low sperm it has to be for love. That’s just how I feel, man.

–Out­side the Win­ter­gar­den The­ater

Over­heard by: Dawn-Kate

Club-hop­per: I don’t like that bar. But it’s a good scene if you want a 700-pound gay Re­pub­li­can sit­ting on your face.

–Ty­phoon, 18th & 8th

Over­heard by: Se­bas­t­ian White