Girl: Would you be in­ter­est­ed in hear­ing about a fun place where chil­dren can learn?
Man: No, I’m not al­lowed be­cause I’m a reg­is­tered felon.
Girl: Well, have a nice day!

–out­side SCORE! Ed­u­ca­tion­al Cen­ter, Union Turn­pike

Over­heard by: Pf­eff