Cute 20-something queer on cell: I slipped and fell and slid about fifteen feet on 34th Street. Thank God I have a fat ass. It was like a Slip ‘n Slide without the warm, the bathing suit, or the fun.
Overheard by: Looking at his not fat ass
Peter Sarsgaard: That was like the time my sister got hit by her own school bus!
–Outside of the Ars Nova Theatre, 54th & 10th
Overheard by: Danielle