Girl: Every time I fart, more blood comes out.


Guy on cell: The blood bank’s com­ing and they want me to give blood…Naw, I’m like, “I’ll give blood for Yan­kee tick­ets.” I’ve done enough for good caus­es. You know, I got­ta hold on to that shit. That’s my blood, man.

–48th & 3rd

Jer­seyite: Wait, mos­qui­toes suck blood?

–Prince & Lafayette

Girl, to guy singing loud­ly: Shut up, be­fore I take my bloody pad off and smear it on your face! Times sev­en!

–Vil­lage Com­mu­ni­ty School, W 10th St

Over­heard by: Kee­sha Brown