Girl: Every time I fart, more blood comes out.
Guy on cell: The blood bank’s coming and they want me to give blood…Naw, I’m like, “I’ll give blood for Yankee tickets.” I’ve done enough for good causes. You know, I gotta hold on to that shit. That’s my blood, man.
–48th & 3rd
Jerseyite: Wait, mosquitoes suck blood?
–Prince & Lafayette
Girl, to guy singing loudly: Shut up, before I take my bloody pad off and smear it on your face! Times seven!
–Village Community School, W 10th St
Overheard by: Keesha Brown