Mid­dle-aged woman: I re­al­ly nev­er cared for ski­ing, but I was so alone in my mar­riage, I found it was a great way to meet men.

–Bur­ri­toville, 77th & 2nd

Meat­head #1, to meat­head #2: Hey! Want to go to a ball­room club?

–47th & Madi­son

Guy, to passers­by: Game of chess? Play chess? Chess?…Also got chron­ic.

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: Phil