30’s artist-type woman #1: Ok, so he was a decade younger. But I have an ex­cuse!
30’s artist-type woman #2: His pe­nis ex­cused his age?
30’s artist-type woman #1: Well, I think it grew a half inch per year since the day he was born.

–9th & Bed­ford, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: Lau­ren