Preppy girl: So, like, Salman Rushdie had to move to America because that guy issued this fatwa thing against him.
Hipster guy: You mean the Ayatollah?
Preppy girl: I think it’s pronounced “aya-toy‑a.“
Hipster guy: Ummm…Yeah, if he were Spanish!
Overheard by: not an Ivy-Leaguer
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