Bouncer: Nice. Are those real?
Hottie: What do you think?
Bouncer: Can I check?
Hottie: You can poke at ’em, just don’t feel them up.

He does so.

Bouncer: You can tell that they’re fake.
Hottie: Well, they’re bigger than they used to be.

–Club Spirit, Chelsea

Overheard by: Johnny Envelope