Clerk: 20 copies [of ELLE Decor]?
Old­er man: My Hamp­tons house is on the cov­er.
Younger woman: Ac­tu­al­ly, it’s not his house any­more.
Old­er man: It’s my ex-wife’s.
Younger woman: Yeah, he trad­ed the house for me!

–Mag­a­zine shop, Gramer­cy