Traf­fic war­den: You can park any­where. I see peo­ple putting mon­ey in me­ters and they don’t have to. It’s free to­day. To­mor­row, New Year’s Day, too.
Guy: Then why are you work­ing to­day?
Traf­fic war­den: Don’t know. They pay me to.

–UWS