Snob chick: So then she was like, “You’re on­ly say­ing that be­cause I’m hand­i­capped!” I hate the fuck­ing hand­i­cap ex­cuse.
Re­verse-snob chick: But you were on­ly say­ing that be­cause she was hand­i­capped.
Snob chick: Yeah…

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park