Queer: So I hit my head on the locker door at the gym, and I think I damaged my cervical cortex.
Chick: I fucking hate you.

–Lispenard St

Overheard by: fat dragon

Headline by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed 

Runners-Up:
· “He’s Fucked In the Head” — John
· “I Knew You Cheated Off me on the Anatomy Exam!” — kyla
· “I Also Bruised my Temporal Labia” — Justin
· “It’s Like Childbirth Every Time I Think” — alaina
· “It’s Near the Mangina” — chris
· “Katie Holmes Finally Wakes Up” — Andy Adelewitz
· “Now I Have Two Cunts Giving me a Headache.” — rather decline
· “Oddly Enough, All He Hears Is ‘You’re Fabulous’ ” — Alexandria Symonds
· “She Failed Her ‘Bedside Manner’ Class in Med School” — AL
· “Since You got Word-of-the-Day Toilet Paper, Things Haven’t Been the Same” — Cheeky Brit
· “So, He Looks Great, Has a Gym Membership AND a Cervix. No Wonder She Can’t Get a Date.” — Mel Mouse
· “What Mr. and Mrs. Bush Say Behind Closed Doors” — Marissa

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