Hip­ster #1: So, I’m go­ing to buy a place. I can’t af­ford much, but I’m to­tal­ly will­ing to go ghet­to.
Hip­ster #2: Re­al­ly? You know you can get some pret­ty good deals a few stops on the G line.
Hip­ster #1: Dude! I said I was will­ing to go ghet­to, not live on the G!

–Met­ro­pol­i­tan & Lorimer, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: JP