Woman: She had sex with a drag­on. She had sex with a drag­on! I keep see­ing her and wan­tin’ to ask, “Yo, how’s the drag­on?”

–Ol­lie’s, 69th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Nick Draven

Vir­gin-For-Life on cell: Did you van­quish the dragon?…Yo, I told you to van­quish the drag­on! Dumb ass nig­ga. Damn.

–Grist­edes, West Vil­lage

Over­heard by: Ko­ryD

Nan­ny to lit­tle boy: I think each coun­try must have its own Tooth Fairy.

–5th & Pres­i­dent, Park Slope

Over­heard by: b

Hip­ster on cell: It’s cool­er, and you’re a vam­pire. Ok, I get it.

–6th St & 1st Ave