Queer #1: Whatcha read­ing?
Queer #2: Jes­si­ca Simp­son’s su­ing some­one.
Queer #3: Let me see.

Queer #2 pass­es over a fold­er.

Queer #1: What? No pic­tures?
Queer #2: It’s a law­suit; there are no pic­tures in a law­suit.

–Hamp­ton Jit­ney

Over­heard by: Todd