Den­tist: You don’t have any al­ler­gies, do you?
Pa­tient: Peni­cillin.
Den­tist: But no la­tex al­ler­gies or any­thing like that?
Pa­tient: No! Oh my God, no! Wow. That would be to­tal­ly hor­ri­ble and de­press­ing.
Den­tist: Why, are you a med stu­dent or some­thing?
Pa­tient: …No.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty Den­tal Prac­tice, Am­s­ter­dam Ave