Guy: I don’t know what hap­pened. I was talk­ing to my room­mate, and then next thing I know, I’m sit­ting on the couch in front of the TV eat­ing peanut but­ter with a spoon. I don’t know how I got there.
Girl: Wow…Do you do that a lot?
Guy: What, black out?
Girl: No, eat peanut but­ter like that.
Guy: Oh, um…yeah, I guess so.

–G train, Green­point Ave

Over­heard by: G train en­thu­si­ast