Dad: Katie! Katie! Where are you?

Lit­tle girl emerges.

Dad: What are you do­ing?! Nev­er do that again. You know what hap­pens when you walk away from Dad­dy? Some evil man comes and de­cides to take you and keep you for­ev­er.

–ABC Car­pet, 19th & Broad­way

Over­heard by: hjane