JAP #1: Oh my God, al­co­hol kills so many peo­ple.
JAP #2: Ok, you know wa­ter kills more peo­ple than al­co­hol.
JAP #1: What are you talk­ing about?
JAP #2: You’re so stu­pid! Don’t you re­mem­ber the floods?

–Union Square

Over­heard by: bob