Ghet­to guy: So what was his name?
Ghet­to girl: Con­fu­cius.
Ghet­to guy: No, what was his re­al name?
Ghet­to girl: Con­fu­cius!
Ghet­to guy: He did­n’t have no last name?
Ghet­to girl: No, he’s like Madon­na; he don’t need no last name!

–Mu­se­um of Nat­ur­al His­to­ry

Over­heard by: Joan­na Kim