Guy on cell: Hello?…What do you mean you have bad news?…You’re preg­nant? How could you be pregnant?…I thought you were on the Pill? How did this happen?!…I just got en­gaged to your sis­ter on the 4th of July…This is re­al­ly bad news…How long have you known?…A week?! Why did you wait a week to tell me?…Your sis­ter is go­ing to go through the roof…No, she does­n’t come back un­til Monday…So, I’ll see you tonight?…I told you, I just got en­gaged to your sis­ter. You can’t be pregnant…Okay, have a good af­ter­noon.

He makes an­oth­er call.

Guy on cell: Hey…You know Claire*?…Yeah, Lau­ren’s* sister…Yeah, the hot one…Well, she’s preg­nant…Me!

–46th be­tween 5th & 6th