Young man, af­ter un­suc­cess­ful­ly hit­ting on young woman: Yo, a nurse’s job is to take care of the pa­tients.
Young woman: Mmm hmm.
Young man: Yo, but I’­ma be a nurse prac­ti­tion­er. They do the same thing doc­tors do.
Young woman: Oh?
Young man: I could per­form heart surgery on you. Not legal­ly. But I could do it.

–4 train, 2:30 AM

Over­heard by: Bran­don