Sales­girl: And, with this pur­chase, you get a free set of panties. What size would you like?
Girl #1: Oh, re­al­ly? Cool. Medi­um, please.
Girl #2: How are you a size 4 in pants and an ex­tra-small in shirts but a medi­um in un­der­wear?
Girl #1: Well, un­der­wear al­ways run true to size. You can’t kid your­self in­to think­ing you look skin­ny when your thongs are cut­ting off cir­cu­la­tion to your labia.

–Ex­press, 34th & 7th

Over­heard by: I would have to agree