Grand­pa: Hon­ey, take off your shoes and put them on the belt.
5‑Year-Old grand­daugh­ter: Me?!
Grand­pa: Yes, every­one has to take off their shoes.
Grand­daugh­ter: But me?! Re­al­ly?!
Grand­pa: Yes, you too.
Grand­daugh­ter: What kind of air­port is this?!

–JFK