Den­tal hy­gien­ist: What is your dis­ser­ta­tion go­ing to be on?
Grad stu­dent: The cul­tur­al bar­ri­ers to health care for Mex­i­can-born mi­grant farm work­ers.
Den­tal hy­gien­ist: How about the cul­tur­al bar­ri­ers to health care for Ger­man-Amer­i­can den­tal hy­gien­ists with $2,500 de­ducta­bles, in­stead?

–Hunter Col­lege