Tour guide, holding up t‑shirt: Brooklyn is a Vienna-style lager. I’m giving away a t‑shirt to the first person who can name another Vienna-style lager that is brewed in the U.S.
Guy in Red Sox hat: Sam Adams!
Tour guide: Very good. And I would give this t‑shirt to you, except that you’re a Boston fan. Better luck next time. [Continues tour.] 

–Brooklyn Brewery, 11th St, Williamsburg